Rage Virus: Government calls for vaccinations

The Outbreak Research and Development Centre has identified a new virus that appears to be spreading across parts of the UK. The virus, which has been named the Rage Virus, has been identified as a virulent blood-borne infection that is thought to have spread from an animal host.

The government has issued an urgent call out for all citizens to report to their nearest vaccination centres for treatment. If you know of people who have not yet booked their vaccination you must urge them to get in touch with the NSH immediately.

Following recent budgetary cuts to the National Service for Health there is a limited vaccination programme. All members of public have been urged to visit NSH to book their appointments.

To confirm your appointment date and time, we require you to register HERE.

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The NSH recommends to follow the Rage Virus development closely. The BBCC has regular national broadcasts for the safety and security of all residents.

Secret Cinema have outdone themselves with this whole set up. Great work.

Oh, and if anyone should for some silly reason, actually think this is a real thing I would just like to remind you that this is a film web site.